Hi kids... Miss Nina here. Well, I have some sad news. No, I'm not sad that I became a lesbian (because I did, and wowie zowie—it's great, but that's a story for another day). I'm sad because I have to leave you rather quickly to go take care of some important life and death matters.
With every life a little death must fall, and fall it has. I'm off to cottage country to take care of my sweet grandmother. She's the apple of my eye, the pep in my step, Miss GMILF of Canada, and her final curtain is falling.
My grandma would want me to celebrate her life in style so, with my party dress packed, my lips rouged and my stilettos on, I bid you adieu. Until next month kiss your loved ones for me, take notes, and tell me all about it.
